akron-squirrel:

…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”

ep0cket:

hekate1308:

silentauroriamthereal:

blackqueerblog:

They could have gotten a better meal in the college cafeteria. What a shame

Wait, this is real? I saw it elsewhere and just assumed it was an Onion article! 😂

Doesn’t the man own hotels with restaurants? He couldn’t even be bothered to call one of them to get a good meal for the players? 

This is the world we live in guys

hellyeahrihannafenty:

Rihanna trying to figure out what the hearts do on Instagram live.

“I heart you back!!” 💝

legitimately-illegitimate:

campbell-duo:

dizzyhmuffin:

koito-yuu:

SHE👏DID👏THAT

#now here’s a scene #if you’re unfamiliar with ‘class s’ style homophobia it’s in that context and reading up on that could be interesting #long story short there’s an old trope in japanese culture where lesbian relationships are childish practice not-real romances #that are in some way training for future real relationships with men

Thank you for the context

I love how you can see the entirety of her facial expression change as she thinks “that could’ve been me.”

bears-official:

gigi-tastic:

typhoidmeri:

why-animals-do-the-thing:

n-a-blue-box:

11213372:

docwithtardisfez:

wildlifewednesdays:

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

Omgggg the sounds.

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS